Photo 30 Jan 2,526 notes tastefullyoffensive:

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Damn you, orange wedge! You always elude me. 

tastefullyoffensive:

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Damn you, orange wedge! You always elude me. 

Photo 30 Jan 27 notes

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Photo 24 Jan Work computer, what do you think you’re doing?

Work computer, what do you think you’re doing?

Photo 23 Jan 4 notes My cheap, wonderful, friendly nearby liquor store is closed tonight for some unknown reason. I had to walk 13 extra blocks in the cold rain to the fancy liquor store to get $9.99-a-bottle breakup wine instead of the 2-for-$7 cheapo breakup wine that I wanted to drink while I cry and watch Law & Order and eat ice cream and cuddle with my cat. At least my roommates aren’t home.

My cheap, wonderful, friendly nearby liquor store is closed tonight for some unknown reason. I had to walk 13 extra blocks in the cold rain to the fancy liquor store to get $9.99-a-bottle breakup wine instead of the 2-for-$7 cheapo breakup wine that I wanted to drink while I cry and watch Law & Order and eat ice cream and cuddle with my cat. At least my roommates aren’t home.

Photo 22 Jan Hank and I broke up today. So I’m going to go eat chili and watch football and get drunk.

Hank and I broke up today. So I’m going to go eat chili and watch football and get drunk.

Quote 20 Jan 8 notes
A proposal by New York City’s Department of Homeless Services aims to free up space in local homeless shelters by sending single adults back to the last place they lived, lest they risk being forcibly removed from shelters. If there’s a problem with space at the person’s previous location, the DHS will provide furniture or even help rearrange the space to create more room.
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-nymag

Right-o. Because obviously people who are homeless are too dumb and are just abandoning perfectly lovely homes.

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Even better: “Shelter applicants who can’t provide documents proving they are homeless would also be ineligible.” 

(Source: New York Magazine)

Photo 20 Jan 9,044 notes I’m dying. 

I’m dying. 

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Video 19 Jan 1,108 notes

bobbyfinger:

kellyreeves:

interweber:

And just when I thought I was done with these Shit ____ Say things, Eliot & Ilana go and make the best one. If you live in New York. I PROMISE. 

Yeeeeah watch this.

“I want a dog…But it wouldn’t be fair.”

The constant disgust when discussion Queens. “Yeah, I know Astoria…the beer garden.”

Video 18 Jan 22 notes

pornographicbreakfastcereal:

We can never go back to Manderley again.

So I went to go see Sleep No More for the third time last night. I re-watched a lot of my favorite scenes, and I saw a lot of scenes I had missed the first two times. The constant discovery and re-discovery is one of the best parts of the show.

I spent a lot more time on the 5th floor with the hospital, which still creeps me out completely. But the time spent there got me my first one-on-one with a nurse, which was awesome. 

I also followed Duncan around for a bit, and right before the final scene, he pulled me close and whispered into my ear, as others around me tried to lean in to hear what he was saying.

Later, I discovered it was a variation of 1 Corinthians 3:16-17:

Do you not know that you are God’s temple and that God’s Spirit dwells in you? If any man destroys the temple of God, God will destroy him, for the temple of God is holy, and that is what you are.”

Amazing, as always. 

ETA: I discovered someone else also had my one-on-one, although mine was with a male nurse (who I have seen in a different role in previous visits). Spoilers ahead: http://vjarmy.com/archives/2011/10/the-nurse-who-loved-me.php

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