bobbyfinger:

kellyreeves:

interweber:

And just when I thought I was done with these Shit ____ Say things, Eliot & Ilana go and make the best one. If you live in New York. I PROMISE. 

Yeeeeah watch this.

“I want a dog…But it wouldn’t be fair.”

The constant disgust when discussing Queens. “Yeah, I know Astoria…the beer garden.”